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bromance

What House and Wilson or George Clooney and Brad Pitt have.

Dating back to Plato and Socrates, a close but non-sexual relationship between two men. The whole is greater than the sum of the individual parts.

To girls this means, George Clooney + Brad Pitt>George Clooney or Brad Pitt
Can the relationship between Tyler Durden and the Narrator be considered a bromance?
by Fightclub August 14, 2009
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lesbian bromance

(n) a close but non-sexual relationship between two lesbians, a form of homosocial, homosexual, homosexy intimacy. Coined right now, the term refers to a relationship that imitates straight male culture through the lens of lesbian culture. Tenets of lesbian bromance include chest bumps, beer, and chicks, man.
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"I thought they were dating, but really they're just engaged in a lesbian bromance. No sex, just chicks and beer and baseball all day, bro."
by kc danger October 11, 2009
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Bromancer

One who easily seduces, cajoles, dominates, attracts, and or otherwise holds supranatural sway over the male gender. A Bromancer can be anything from an Alpha Type male that both unwittingly and unerringly commands leadership amongst the males in the room and a Vampy woman whose job it is to do yoga, pilates, and pole dancing 8 hours a day.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
Saoroise is beloved by all the males for she is an 11th level Bromancer.
by Maulrus July 1, 2016
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Bromance

When you have a guy living on the back of your head who becomes your BFF.
Voldemort and Quirrell had a bromance in A Very Potter Musical.
by Narcissa_Felton October 31, 2011
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BROMANCE

An intense bond between two men who actually love each other sexually and emotionally, but don't want to admit to the sexual part.UNTIL they share a bed one day and things naturally happen.Also a term used to hide and cover up the fact that most men are able to find each other sexually attractive in the right circumstances.
Lisa-OMG i saw mike and sean cuddeling and hugging in bed with there boxers on!

John-Nah, they're just good mates, i seen them touching each others ABs the other day, it's just a bromance!!
by neons December 2, 2011
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bromance

1. an emotional attraction between bros. often the attraction is expressed physically through wrestling, nuggies, and head locks. in the more advanced stages hugging, snuggling, spooning, and even kissing may be included.
'bro, before j.lo got in the way, ben affleck and matt damon had a total bromance going on.'
by pedro calhoun January 13, 2004
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Bromance

Stan and Pete are having an office bromance.
by turki5h May 17, 2008
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