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bethesda

1. Basically Potomac except with eight times as many restaurants, three times as many crazy soccer moms, half the number of polo shirts and a shorter commute into DC.
2. City in which walking in any direction for fifteen minutes will inevitably lead you to a Starbucks.
3. Suburbia trying to be urban.
4. Place in which it is extremely dangerous to be a small property, business or house because you are statistically certain to eventually be bought by a rich developer, torn down, built up ten stories high and be sold at ten times your original price.
5. The weekend haunt of slutty-looking pre-teens wearing short skirts or trying to skateboard.
6. Where you will never find a parking space ever, and if you do it won't matter because the restaurant will have a three hour wait anyways.
7. Somewhere deceivingly entertaining, since the only real thing to do is eat or visit Barnes&Noble.
8. A limiting factor when it comes to getting into college, since everyone around you is an overachieving freak who does three sports, is in theatre, edits the yearbook, and is on SGA.
Person from Bethesda: Hi, I'm from Bethesda.
Person Not from Bethesda: Hi, you must be a rich snobby fuck.
PFB: Well yeah kind of, but at least I'm not from Potomac where it's illegal to wear clothes that cost less than $500 per square inch of fabric.
PNFB: Fair point. Wanna go spend an absurd amount of money on movie tickets?
PFB: Sure, but only if we go to the Row since UA/Lowes is sure to be overpopulated by 10-year-old hookers.
PNFB: Good call.
by Jelled February 28, 2005
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Better off alone

To be better off alone and not need no one
Him: why don’t you got a girl

Me: I’m better off alone
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Betterest

Better than better. It is a word discovered by the Romans in ancient times. Some Legends say that they hid it in an ancient search engine like being so that not many people do use it. This was to prevent it from becoming common so I could stay here forever and ever the end.
Amazing Jane's superpowers are the Betterest Compared to Batricio
by Batricio August 5, 2016
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Bettendorf Middle School

A very toxic place which is full of stuck up and rude people. A lot of the girls play volleyball and think that there opinions matter more than everyone else. The boys there are decent but a lot of them had bad personalities but there is room for potential. Also, you have around 3% of people that arnt all that bad. Overall, school isn’t horrible just some of the people there are a bit strange. Also, some kids like to wear cat ears and they hit each other, but we don’t judge.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that girl from Bettendorf Middle School who ate cat.
Person 2: Not suprised.
by Iamacutiewithabooty November 23, 2018
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better safe than sorry

a phrase that means for someone to not do something risky and try to be safe.
Rochelle: I heard the infection spread through livestock, but I never studied that, better safe than sorry I guess.
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Better dead than red

the wise words of Liberty Prime from the fallout series
''Better dead than red'' -Liberty Prime
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blair betts

One of the best penalty killers around. Will throw his body in front of anything. Wins face-offs as easily as stealing candy from a baby. Pretty bad ass.
Bob: Wow! You just stopped a slapshot going 90 mph!

Bill: Yea, I pulled a real blair betts.
by bettsy19 January 5, 2008
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