Bellend

Insult pertaining to someone with poor craftsmanship.
Originally a maker of bells and bell-ends.

During the English Reformation, when Henry VIII broke away from the Catholic Church, he decreed the construction of new churches and church towers, and to that end new bells and bell-ends. Because of this, there was an increased need for bell and bell-end makers. These grand and revered artisans of their day would be known as bell-enders.

Unfortunately, many pretenders strode from shire to shire claiming to be true and good makers of bells and bell-ends, which often resulted in shoddy work, and gave any true craftsmen a bad name. The name bell-ender, or bell-end, came to be synonymous with poor craftsmanship or a hoodlum - as it is to this day.

John the Villager: Egads, Henry! Hast thou seen my new hosiery?
Henry the Friend: By Jove, man! Those are fearful and I have now become blind!
John the Villager: Alack, I should not have used that jaunty haberdasher.
Henry the (Blind) Friend: Alas, no! For he is soothly a bellend!

by Tom the Typer February 1, 2023

taffy bellend

a combination of two words to form a strong Welsh insult. Taffy- a derrogitory term for welsh people... the equivilant of, possibly even worse, than calling an affrican-american a nigger... and bellend being the tip of a penis. One might a call a dumb welsh fuck a taffy bellend.

That was a great game but, its a shame that ref was a bloody taffy bellend.

by Aleem August 8, 2007

bellender

a silly billy, and nob head, a fool, prankster

your such a bellender

by 80's Muff July 25, 2003

bellendrical

the shape of a bell end

richard french's face is bellendrical

by matthew george February 24, 2005

Bellend tickle

The tickling sensation that occurs in your bellend immediately after ejaculation.

Mark:Bellend tickle makes me giggle
Steve:what the fuck bro
Mark:it’s true

by Succulent anal seepage November 28, 2019

bellend

The head of the penis, also used as a insult.

"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"

by john john john June 22, 2006

Bellend

swolen end of penis most commonly in the shape of a "fireman's helmet" and in my case the size as well.

get u're bell out of my damn ear!!

by Crocky April 23, 2004