david beckham

britian's most sellable face.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.

marries to stop others calling him gay.

a male fan: I lurve david beckham.
(enuff said)

by not the male fan June 5, 2003

beckay

1. cool.
2. zebra laugh.
3. short.
4. nice.
5. <3 HEATHAHH.

beckay is the coolest.

by TOM kinkystien March 24, 2009

Victoria Beckham

a stupid bitch who is fascinated by the mirror and without her looks would be as interesting as a blank piece of paper.

Victoria Beckham is more useless than a deflated blow up doll.

by See Me Now August 28, 2007

BeckaTv

A amazing streamer on kick who is a huge inspiration to streamers and has amassed a following of 20k followers on kick

Hey have you ever seen beckatv stream on kick if not you should catch one of her streams

by The blind sniffer August 19, 2023

becka

one of the hottest blondes you know but you can never have

Wow, I wish that I had a girl like Becka.

by becka February 8, 2005

David Beckham

A over rated player/model/metrosexual who gets the world over by his so called "good looks" and changes his hairstyle more often than he scores a penalty

The worst swear you could give a player in football

You play like Beckham, man

by harish March 5, 2005

david beckham

Overrated (beyond belief) player with more limitations than you can shake a stick at, but for some reason Sven Goran Eriksson believes he is perfect material for the England captaincy. This ignores the fact he's NEVER captained a team, even at schoolboy level, and believes being England captain means you're supposed to take penalties, no matter how far over the bar they regularly go.

Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.

Any time he's on the front page of the tabloids/Hello for being famous, as opposed to demonstrating any form of footballing ability WHATSOEVER.

by OD Smith March 31, 2005