by spoony mcj-j June 26, 2007
When you take a shit, and the turd is so long that it goes down the hole, through the water, and rests outside the water on dry porcelin.
by shmeegan July 21, 2008
by Hoolaaaaaaaaaaaah April 04, 2007
(adjective): A term describing a totally awesome person, place, or thing. Because the beach is totally awesome.
- Dude, those shoes are totally beach!
- I just got back from Paris, and the Eiffel Tower was so beach!
- "They're such a cool couple." "Yeah! They're so beach!"
- I just got back from Paris, and the Eiffel Tower was so beach!
- "They're such a cool couple." "Yeah! They're so beach!"
by Gracie-Lou94 October 26, 2009
The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"
We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.
It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.
That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach
It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.
That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach
by jiggaslapnuts October 18, 2007
1. (Adjective). Something that is impossibly chill, cool, and sexy, with an almost island feel to it.
2. (Noun). A sandy area next to an ocean.
2. (Noun). A sandy area next to an ocean.
1A. "Jeez, that jazz bar by the bay is so beach. I feel like I could spend hours just dazed by it's chillness."
1B. "Did you see that girl's outfit? It's pretty beach."
2. "Let's go sit on a beach today."
1B. "Did you see that girl's outfit? It's pretty beach."
2. "Let's go sit on a beach today."
by euromuzikfreak July 02, 2006
When someone talks about themsleves, bragging about their accomplishments, and everything about them all the damn time!
Wayne: My dad makes $50,000 a year.
Annoyed listener: Cool...
Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.
Annoyed listener: Interesting
Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.
Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.
Annoyed listener: Cool...
Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.
Annoyed listener: Interesting
Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.
Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.
by larsthesailorman April 10, 2011