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Banted

Johnny got banted so hard he peed his pants.
by Triniux March 23, 2023
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Cachau bant

the welsh or cymraeg for fuck off. Literally “shit away”
“Cachau bant!”
by eeee4444 December 1, 2022
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No Bant

Someone who does not partake in banter; someone who is no fun, preferring to stay in/work rather than going out with mates
Guy 1: "Mate you comin' out tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I have work to do..."

Guy 1: "Your'e a No bant!"
by ssssd45 December 9, 2010
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bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.
by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019
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Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.
"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"
by royston14 June 10, 2012
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Bants

Banter between friends mostly offensive shit but good bants is always clever over offensive.

Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag

Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.

ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*

You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.

If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.
I'm the fuckin bant-am menace mate spent 4 years hard time in bantanamo bay.

He has good good bants to be fair.
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Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.
Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.
by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012
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