To be "Baldered" or "Balderized" often referred to when being saddled with something useless and detrimental to the job at hand. It refers back to the traditional old English punishment wherein a person was forced to perfom their daily work whilst having the village idiot supported on their back. The idiot was called a "Baldery" and it would hinder and generally talk nonsense to the "Baldered" person for the entire punishment.
by EvilMonkey666 November 7, 2010
Get the Baldered mug.The art of having intercourse with someone after they have been smeared with faeces. The most common practice is having intercourse with three particapents, the third smears the one being fucked (ridden - hense the 'pony')with shit (the 'batter'), making sure that they do not notice in the heat of the moment.
Matt Lee: "i sure enjoyed being covered with shit by Josh Harris whilst being pounded up the ass by his mother, i was one heck of a battered pony. "
by george + fred August 29, 2007
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A naieve baby hooker that dates a well-known douchebag just to get props for doing so and walks away with nothing
...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
"After giving him my virginity & 3 weeks of dating the only thing i am walking away with is Battered Sluts Syndrome."
by yesididjustgothere309 December 21, 2012
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Get the Battered asparagus mug.When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.
"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol
by Mradhd February 8, 2019
Get the Battered subway mug.When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.
Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
by highlandblade April 5, 2019
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