Baldonado

1: A last surname that isn't as common and for some people,hard to say and hard to spell.

"Hey, whats your last name?"
"Baldonado."
"How do you pronounce that?"

by mofo No-go October 11, 2008

Balloni

The most retarded way someone could ever misspell the word bologna.

Mommy, I want some balloni please!

by James M. July 3, 2006

Ballmost

This means that you were close.. aka (almost) but with the reference of the testicle in your sentence.

Wow tom, you ballmost cut your hand off in the machinery!

by Jewdis Da Disciple January 25, 2009

Balloobs

Balloobs are 2 balloons that are stuffed into someone's shirt and positioned side by side at chest level in order to resemble boobs.

That little girl is stuffing balloons up her shirt to make balloobs.

by TrigunBebopLover October 18, 2011

Balloo

n. A drink made of equal parts cream soda and scotch.

"Yo, can you make me a Balloo?"
"The Bear?"
"No, the drink."

by Brett Fuji October 21, 2008

Baldock

(v.) The act of reaching out to greet another person with handshake but at the last second reaching down and giving a couple soft pats to the other persons pelvic region.

At the end of the game the two players skipped the handshake and instead baldocked.

by fr8dude May 14, 2013

ballbonic plague

a rash on the buttocks of a woman from sitting on an exercise/stability ball instead of an office chair; possibly from a allergic reaction to the special burst-proof plastic material that the ball is made of.

"I think I have to bag my stability ball & go back to using a chair at the office. I got the ballbonic plague.

by Patri February 8, 2008