Balcony Spritzer

The act of masturbating on and ejaculating off of the balcony of a hotel or apartment.

I stayed at a hotel last night and gave the cars below a balcony spritzer.

by Mrylin Sprtizer January 10, 2009

Baconing

Baconing (verb): to do an extreme combination of chillaxing and being a boss

Dude, i was down in florida last weekend and i saw this guy baconing so hard. He had ALL the ladies around him

by ElDiosDelTrueno September 22, 2010

balcony gay

A person that is gay, but his denying there homosexuality and threatening there lives to deny there homosexuality

sprogs is such a balcony gay

i reckon, i wish he would just come out already and save us the hastle of calling the firebrigade

damn right

by Jubz January 23, 2007

baconizing

the act of doin' the bacon.

Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again).

by Some guy March 8, 2004

Baconican

A Baconican is a Republican who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was a Republican came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconican!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

balcony

A patio like structure which extends from most upper level apartments, and second stories of houses, often where people balcon.

Guy 1- "So this is your apartment"
Guy 2- "Yep, and thats the balcony, where we balcon."
Guy 1- "Balcon?"
Guy 2- "Like a Falcon."

by B-Rizzle Fo Shizzle October 16, 2007

balconize

to confess one's liking as more than a friend to the one who is liked. Traditionally done on a balcony on graduation or prom night.

After hiding his four years of feelings for her, he balconized to her after the awards ceremony.

by MikiBY October 7, 2012