Asslol

That person who keeps sending you LOLcat pictures while you're trying to get work done.

"I've got to get this spreadsheet done but I can't because that asslol keeps sending me LOLcats every five minutes!"

by SiftinJeff April 22, 2009

auslove

a twitch streamer who always oversleeps when hes supposed to stream

Auslove is always auslate

by mrawesome12356 August 29, 2017

chinese assload

A special/scary type of lapdance, typically found in underground Asian bars:
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women

"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"

"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"

by MMjr April 5, 2009

ASLOL

A mocking term often used by the more elite people on the internet. This term insults newbie users who constantly spam chatrooms with "Hi. ASL?" age/sex/location. These type of people usually use AOL, and are far from intelligent.

"Hi. ASL?"
"OMGLOL!!11111"
"lol asl?/!1??!11"
"ASLOL?!!"

by Milambit January 27, 2006

asploded

The past tense form of the verb to asplode.

"OMFG SHAWNDRAYA! My T-Mobile sidekick just asploded cause you fat ghetto azz sat on it! Dayum gurl- yous best be buyin me a new one befoe I asplode yo Dodge neon!!!!!!"

by Asploded_on_ya_face May 24, 2009

Asplosion

Diarrhea propelled by excessive gas.

Last time I had KFC and a Coke, I had an asplosion in the food court bathroom.

by robonavon May 26, 2006

Asutosh

A nice and hot guy who helps everyone and intelligent and loves to talk a lot and once falls in love stays with that only no 2nd 3rd only 1st person is his love and great aptitude towards sports and likes singing , dancing and cooking .Basically all in one quality , never leave a person with this name he is one of kind

The best in all one ASUTOSH

by anonymous November 24, 2021