asspony

A ficitonal animal that some Nesties ride in on to ruin other boards' day.

We can see that the Asspony Brigade from ML has rode in to ruin another boards' day.

by NestieinMO September 27, 2007

asspenny

The lowest common denominator of ass-product. Smallest measure of a piece of shit.

He's not even a piece of shit, he's just an asspenny!

by Jonas VanSpreckles May 15, 2007

asspanic

Excessive worry about one's body or appearance, especially before a social engagement.

Any frenzied hurry related to inconsequential details in one's appearance.

Realizing his white shell-toes had a fat scuff in them on the way to a date, Roland burst out in an asspanic.

In her reflection off a parked car, Sally noticed her new blouse made her boobs look small and flew into an asspanic about her job interview.

by Somnambulator September 13, 2007

Assynomeho

to be sucking; to be really bad at something

you're so assynomeho

by john wong January 17, 2008

assyness

The level of "arsed" or "bothered" you can be to do something.

Depending on my level of assyness I might go out later.

by thedoctormadman July 27, 2016

Asslyn

A thick ass blonde female

Bro there was no way I could’ve pulled out of asslyn last night

by Asslyn March 19, 2018

Asspon

When you’re sweaty and you put toilet paper between your butt cheeks; a tampon for your ass.

“I use an asspon whenever I go to the gym.”

by flexmaster01 December 6, 2019