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a tampon used in the male butt whole.
an asspon is used for males when they have the squirts.
asspon by Danlewis January 8, 2007
When you’re sweaty and you put toilet paper between your butt cheeks; a tampon for your ass.
“I use an asspon whenever I go to the gym.”
Asspon by flexmaster01 December 6, 2019

ASSPOLLO 

I word particularly negativly used referring to the fictional character of Apollo in Lore Olympus . The use of the word is because in the story of lore olmypus Apollo is depicted as a rapist toward the main character persephone, going back derived by the greek mythos.
"Hey did you see asspollo yesterday on lore olympus?" "Yeah i did, he's a douche."
ASSPOLLO by Heeeeeeeewwwwwww May 3, 2020
the tail bone,pelvis ,it pretty much defines itself.
i was screwing her doggystyle and my pubes kept grinding hard on her assbone.

that guys a total assbone
assbone by the real luba May 20, 2008

assponent 

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.
Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!
assponent by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

assmonaut 

A fag that hits on straight guys in hopes of turning them gay. He wants to be the first guy there.
Gina: That assmonaut hit on my man again last night.
Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.
assmonaut by titocapotito July 28, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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