Asspon

A tampon for the ass when someone gets "butt-hurt" about something.

Should I call the Wahhhmbulance or do you just need an asspon?

by mintyfresca June 10, 2011

assponent

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

asspon

a tampon used in the male butt whole.

an asspon is used for males when they have the squirts.

by Danlewis January 5, 2007

Asspon

When you’re sweaty and you put toilet paper between your butt cheeks; a tampon for your ass.

“I use an asspon whenever I go to the gym.”

by flexmaster01 December 6, 2019