asspenny

A man that is both an asshole and a penny pincher.

"That guy didn't even pay for his own lunch. He is such an asspenny."

by rockstar1679 June 1, 2009

asspenny

The lowest common denominator of ass-product. Smallest measure of a piece of shit.

He's not even a piece of shit, he's just an asspenny!

by Jonas VanSpreckles May 15, 2007

asspennies

Noun, Pennies of US currency that have been in the rectum of someone voluntarily placing them there, and then returning the soiled pennies back into active circulation. Very anarchist/chaotic, but uncivil and immature.

"Jerry just paid that lady at the gas station with 2 of his asspennies.

by TSquent January 15, 2008

Ass Penny

The act of putting pennies in your ass crack and then spending said pennies in order to gain the upper hand on others.

John totally owned the cashier at K-Mart by giving him an Ass Penny.

by IT DEC October 6, 2009

Ass Penny

You know those pennies that are about 100 years old and looked like they were shoved up your ass? Yeah, those are these pennies.

Person: What type of penny is that?
Me: Oh this? This is an ass penny.

by Maxawesome7 January 25, 2020