asspenny

A man that is both an asshole and a penny pincher.

"That guy didn't even pay for his own lunch. He is such an asspenny."

by rockstar1679 June 01, 2009

asspenny

The lowest common denominator of ass-product. Smallest measure of a piece of shit.

He's not even a piece of shit, he's just an asspenny!

by Jonas VanSpreckles May 02, 2007

asspennies

Noun, Pennies of US currency that have been in the rectum of someone voluntarily placing them there, and then returning the soiled pennies back into active circulation. Very anarchist/chaotic, but uncivil and immature.

"Jerry just paid that lady at the gas station with 2 of his asspennies.

by TSquent January 10, 2008