Asscake

A person who is a simple asshole.

That farm boy was just an asscake.

by Yoda November 30, 2004

asscannon

The farts and/or stool exit noises you get the morning after a beer binge.

After all the beer I drank last night my butt has turned into an asscannon.

by MacDano July 12, 2006

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

Assica

A "basic woman" that acts like she is better than everyone else and has delusions of grandeur. A step above a "karen"

Example: " that girl over snubbing everyone and cutting in line is a TOTAL assica " "stop being an assica"

by Flamingo 12 December 31, 2021

Arsicle's

A beautifully descriptive word for an otherwise unfortunate ailment, ie Piles, Haemorrhoids, Arse-grapes, Chalfonts etc.

A simple combination of Arse + Icicle.

HRH the Queen : Sit the fuck down will you !!

Arsicle sufferer: I would sit down your Highness but unfortunately my Arsicles are giving me the right 'ump

by weirdfish April 5, 2005

asschaffiritis

Severe ass chaffing to the point of crying.

I have the worst case of asschaffiritis from this heat!!

by Chrisboren270 August 18, 2017

Asschecking

In hockey if you push/check someone with your ass it's called asschecking.

Hockey player 1: Aha my friend just got a bodychecking penalty

Hockey player 2: Actually he made that guy fall with his ass it's an asschecking penalty

Hockey player 1: Damn hella thicc can't control his own ass...

by Melidramaticchicc January 7, 2020