Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017

Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.

Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.

by el boogie April 11, 2020

Asphalt Kingz

Asphalt Kingz (Ak) is the motherfucking gang.

Asphalt Kingz (Ak) the gang bitch.

by Akbishh February 14, 2021

asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.

It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!

by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021

Asphalto

God of Andorra, father of three god children, creator of feet fetish and diarrhea

Asphalto Fucked my mom

by Asphalto Dios de Andorra March 11, 2022

Asphalt 8 Airborne

Pay to win

Asphalt 8 Airborne is less pay to win the Asphalt 9 Legends

by Asphalt 8 Airborne November 26, 2022

Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker

I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey

by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023