Pipe appointment

When a girl a guy dated briefly comes around to his place for casual sex.

Amy is coming around for a pipe appointment. I hope she doesn't catch feelings.

by fully tulted November 25, 2023

Bad Bitch Appointment

An appointment with/for a bad bitch. An event in which a bad bitch is involved. Could be a hair appointment for a bad bitch, or a date with a beautiful successful goddess. Also known as a “BBA”

*Example 1*
Friend: who’s texting you?

Me: my ex, trying to get me to come over again.
Friend: smh. he’s always trying to make a Bad Bitch Appointment.

*Example 2*
Friend: are you busy next Tuesday?
Me: yeah, I have a BBA.

Friend: with who!?
Me: my therapist.

by Thatgirlscrookedtooth March 17, 2022

five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.

Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.

by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025

cardio appointment

An instance of coitus

Had a cardio appointment last night. We both busted several times.

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

Dosh Appointment

Australian Slang for Work or a Job

Dosh - Contemporary word for money

“Brother, The boys are getting on the piss at muhamet’s tongiht. You coming?”
“Nah cuz, i got a dosh appointment in the morning”

by GAIDD December 15, 2021

who appointed you?

Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.

Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.

"Who appointed you? God?"

"Who appointed you God?"

"Who appointed you?"

"God, actually. Get over it."

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

ass appointment

A prearranged clandestine sexual encounter devoid of typical date activities (such as the wine and dine).

Similar to a booty call, however, it is scheduled at least 24 hours in advance

Bros: Kick it tonight?

You: Can't, I have an ass appointment with Megan from Bio

Bros: Word.

by lhopitalthings March 3, 2017