alts

gaming: An alternative character, as opposed to one main character you play in a game. Many online games allow the user to make multiple characters. People that make alts to an extreme are said to be altoholics.

XxLord Dark Evil BlacknessxX: Hey, any1 got a healer? we rly culd youz a healr on this mish.
Mistress Dark Blood Necro Fairy: Ya, i kan log onto 1 of mai alts, brb.

by Scott Trowbridge October 2, 2008

Albus Severus

harry and ginny's second son with the most hideous name ever!

Harry: Ginny why don't you name one of our kids?
James, Albus Severus, Lilly

by anagl January 3, 2008

Foley/Altstaetter Theorem

Everything is 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't.

According to the Foley/Altstaetter Theorem, I have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery this week.

by Foley November 15, 2004

Alturdative

A crappy alternative (al-TURD-ative)... a shitty option.

We might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alturdative is to sit home alone.

by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 28, 2010

Altissimus

A shit-tastic hardcore "band" that prides itself on creating complete ear-rape with electric instruments.

Jim: Man, Altissimus really sucks my asshole dry!
Chris: Altissacore is ten times better.

by Phat Pail January 1, 2012

Altschool

He is the best music artist of all time.

Altschool performed at the club last night!

by osama been June 16, 2021

Alouspiss

The god that all gods want to be. The savior of the world and the strongest warrior around.

Alouspiss. I praise thee my sacred god.

by LordAlouspiss October 20, 2021