Agardus

An oddly shaped carbon based, earth inhabiting lifeform. It is not unusual for an Agardus to consume a gallon of homogenized organic milk in a 24 hour period. Commonly known in the North American region as Diaper-Butt Baby-Boy (Di-Purr-But-Bay-Bee-Bwoi).

When I awoke from my joyful slumber this morn, I was extremely peeved to find that a wild Agardus had ravaged my refrigerator leaving no milk for my daily, break of the fast bowl of cereal.

by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023

Allardice Gaming

Allardice Gaming is two words Allardice (see definition) and Gaming, broken down to 'Gay' 'Ming' it means when men want to get together and touch tips but for it not to be gay they create Allardice Gaming, where they invite old white dudes and Tom Cruise to do Allardice with them all night.

" I really want to do Allardice with men, but don't want them to think im gay, lets make a Gaming org and call it Allardice Gaming !! "

by TTV James Ninja November 14, 2023

asgardophobia

Irrational fear of Asgard from Nordic mythology due to trauma from real life or a video game. Commonly associated with an irrational fear of Asgardian gods and everything related to Asgard.

My friend doesn't want to play Minecraft with me, he has asgardophobia.
I can't play Minecraft with my friend, I'm asgardophobic.

by stridsvagn September 25, 2024

Alward

A person whom contradicts themselves by telling someone to be professional, when in actual fact, they themselves are an unprofessional tosser.

He was being a total alward when he told me not to drink at work, while he was holding a scotch.

by Defender89 April 7, 2025

Algarve

The collective noun for a group of Brexiteers, anti-immigrant Tories and Reform Party types.

After an afternoon of golfing in Albufeira, an Algarve of red-faced Brexiteers often gathers at the club bar, complaining about Johnny Foreigner and how the EU has stopped them staying more than 90 days in their holiday home and how this would have never happened under Maggie.

by Les goddams November 22, 2025

asgardian sit down

When two men sit in chairs across from each other, knees to knees and forehead to forehead. They lock eyes then proceed to masterbate, or can masterbate each other.

My friend invited me over for an ASGARDIAN SIT DOWN. I wasn't expecting that.

by trey anthony January 14, 2026