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a dog

by StuPurs May 14, 2010
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A dog could get used to this

The most predicted line in all movies where dogs are speaking English. These movies already suck enough, but having to throw in this line is an embarrassment. Were all sick of watching a dog drink coffee and read the paper!
Dog 1: This is the life. No rules, no sticks to fetch, just sitting back watching some TV.
Dog 2: I love it. A dog could get used to this.
by Puppet Killer December 20, 2009
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Give a Dog a Bone

1. Give = Present, feed, hand over, gift
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)

Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner

English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...
- CrunkMonk3y "Imma Give a Dog a Bone!!"
- Girl "oooh pick me!"
by CrunkMonk3y January 5, 2012
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adogable

(adj) - referring to a dog: cute, adorable, friendly
Their new puppy is so adogable!
by Michael45jg March 18, 2015
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I love you more than a dog loves people food

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!
by Youronetruelove May 10, 2007
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fucked a dog

Totally screwed up; performed exceptionally poorly
"You lost the Johnson account?? You fucked a dog this time!!"
by rararajaj October 23, 2003
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give a dog a bone

to shag a dirty bird, otherwise known as a dog.
bloke1: I'm so pissed right now, i'd give that dog a bone.
bloke2: That's your mum for fucks sake you sick bastard!
by iguanapunk May 31, 2004
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