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first amendment auditor

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people
by Obamagame June 30, 2023
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the 19th amendment

In which a dude goes down on a woman, she squirts on his face, and he learns respect for women.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.
"Last night was amazing -- we shared the 19th amendment together by candlelight."
by doubiesnax May 1, 2015
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birdman game amendment

The birdman game amendment states that if a birdman shield is depicted anywhere in a room, the room is safe until the the shield is removed. The room is only under the shield's protection if students are legit working.
The birdman game amendment would go into effect if a group of chem 101 students are studying for their first chem test and someone JBROWN comes into the room and makes the birdman symbol. Everyone in the room is safe.
by birdwomanQUEEN September 22, 2009
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Platt Amendment

The Platt amendment was what Mr. Hand (played by Ray Walston) was teaching his history class when Jeff Spicoli (played by the best actor but also real life duche bag Sean Penn) ordered a pizza to the class room. It had to do with Cuba or something.
"The Platt Amendment is very important students, blah blah blah. Mr Spicoli why is there pizza in my classroom?"
by Amazon Queen the 23rd February 9, 2010
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28th Amendment

The right to party and have fun regardless of what the federal government says.
The police violated our 28th Amendment right by shutting down the party.
by Doctor WTF October 13, 2021
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Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.
“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
by bustapost October 14, 2023
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Nineth Amendment

Congriss gave us the rest of the rights they didn't want to write down
We can do drugs becuse of the Nineth Amendment
by LightningNinja2 July 4, 2008
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