ASAP

As Sexually As Possible

I want you to give it to me ASAP.

by 5cats! November 18, 2009

ASAP

As Stoned As Possible.

CHRON 1: Yo, let's get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I'm down.

by JAHRASTAFARIII December 9, 2008

Fuck ASAP

A word used by blac chyna ratchet ass mother

I’m ready to get THE FUCK ASAP!!!

by Coldddd October 9, 2019

ASAP

Already Sucking Another Penis

Ray Ray and I just broke up but I'm over him, I'm ASAP.

by DEuro November 22, 2007

ASAPPMDF

As Soon As Physically Possible My Dear Fellow
A vaguely humurous way of telling someone to get their ass in gear.

Doesn't roll off of the tongue, however.

I only have three minutes to live so respond ASAPPMDF

by Mark Reed February 3, 2006

ASAPt

After Some Ambiguous Period of time

With As Soon As Possible being the original definition, the addition of the t disguised as a typo - more effective if used in the body of a poorly written sentence - changes the meaning to the above definition.

It will work on no one.

Man 1: "WTF man, you said you'd be at my place ASAP."
Man 2: "Na i sed id b thr ASAPt"
Man 1: ".. I see, I've misunderstood."
Man2: "dw man. we gud?"
Man 1: "No. Don't come."

by Pituitary May 28, 2016

asaspourus

It’s a word used to describe a kinky person (any gender)

She has a very asaspourus personality....I like it.

by Nthwhistle November 19, 2019