People these days are absolutely nuts

I never really realized how messed up and brainwashed the younger generations today really are. I swear the young Biden gentlemen they are even more brainwashed than the Obama generation.

People these days are absolutely nuts

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020

absolutely dot

Resolute no-no in accordance with restricted sites

Outa site - outa mind? Absolutely dot.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

absolutelyatroned

When you get absolutely accrondonated from beer.

lets go down the nags head and get absolutelyatroned and throw peanuts at wiff.

by MuelJam January 22, 2009

absolutely wanked

A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.

"Ere Billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?"
"Sos m8 absolutely wanked on pimms ygm lad"

by FuckinBlazeItM8 October 29, 2015

amsolutely

You misspelled the word absolutely dumbass.

I was amsolutely astounded by that game!

by BigBootyNiggassssssssss June 24, 2016

absolutely louis walshed

When you fall over spectacularly.

"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".

by :S:S:S:S:S: May 21, 2016

absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

by Stayout February 27, 2019