If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.
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Get the Zonger mug.Guy 1: Bro, I didn't study for the biology exam. I'm so cooked.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you're absolutely zooked!
Guy 2: Nah bro, you're absolutely zooked!
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Get the Zooted mug.People who attend UMASS but don’t drink at every available opportunity. Constantly skipping drinking 101 for “real work”.
“Aido questionable with concerns for health (potential alcoholism)“- Cerca 2023, Zoodents saying they won’t drink.
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Get the Zoodents mug.A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.
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Get the zoomer brain mug.Friend 1: "Did you see Jessica at the party last night?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, she was looking fine. I'm definitely gonna zoog that."
Friend 2: "Yeah, she was looking fine. I'm definitely gonna zoog that."
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