Zoog

noun.
An incredibly smart person. Often to the point of being genius.

"I wish I were more of a zoog, then I wouldn't be so stupid."

"Joe got 100% on the exam. He is such a zoog."

by sDotz October 03, 2007

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Zoog

Another word for a Blowjob, also safe to use around females in clutch situations.

Hey Mike, she give ya a zoog finally?

by taDi November 22, 2011

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A sound effect used when quickly poking or attacking someone. Also, a sound effect used to describe a quick action, such as crashing your mountain bike.

While quickly poking Bill with his finger (after multiple fakes and jukes) Bob shouted "Zooge!" and made Bill feel akward.

by John Mary June 07, 2007

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-another word for idiot
-a lame person

That kid was such a zoog.

by zoog September 14, 2008

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Among the right group of somebodies, "zooged" is by far the best replacement for the words "served" or "owned" when someone else loses an argument/gets in a fight they can't win/has their comeback come right back at them/gets run over.

It's very simple. Take a sentence like "you got served!" and just jam "zooged" right in there. As in:

A: "You're right. I did leave my keys in her flat. With the death threat and the thing about never seeing her again. F**k it."

B: "You got zooged!!!!!"

by DieuLePere May 29, 2009

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