Help Wanted 

A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.

What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!

Help Wanted by Wallbridge January 21, 2006

Wasteland 

A state of mind in which you think up ridiculous ideas which at the time seem to make perfect sense but upon review at a later time are revealed as complete nonsense and are usually quite humoress. This can be be attributed to drug use, lack of sleep, or any similar effects.

My mind was a total Wasteland when I wrote down: "The monkeys, ARE TALKING!"

Wasteland by Sid August 8, 2003

WaNtEd 

The coolest of the cool. Only the most popular, buffest, funniest and best looking can obtain this title. It's an honor to be referred to with this pronoun.

Oh my god you're right! He's definitely a WaNtEd, I wish i could be as cool as him

WaNtEd by WaNtEdAmErIcAn October 18, 2010

Walter Hill School 

A shool were the students prepar go to a an new school district called kingsway the school is just 6 graders the school also has a lot of drama

Damm there a new hot girl that gos to Walter Hill School wish o was rich enough to go to that school

Walter Hill School by Game mode 0 September 11, 2016

Thirsty Walter 

Punching a straw through a baby's dirty diaper and sucking out the contents.

That dude is a pervert. I caught him doing a Thirsty Walter on my kid's diaper.

Thirsty Walter by sinatras corpse April 9, 2010

Waiter Butt 

Service industry related buttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. Scientific documentation of waitress butt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.

Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?

"Have you seen Dave? He just got double sat."

"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."

"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.

"Waiter butt will do that to you."

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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"

"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."

Waiter Butt by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006

Wasteface 

A drunk, person who is basically a piss head. When you know the person is a drunk, you call him\her a wasteface. Also can be applied to an alcoholic.

Neil is such a wasteface!

Wasteface by Wicksy January 31, 2010