Tweet

A form of torture

He tied him to a chair, put his feet in water, and tweeted him.

by BobbyLupoWasFramed May 24, 2025

de-tweeted

The act of unfollowing someone on Twitter as a result of them overtweeting or being otherwise annoying.

Twitterer 1: Do you follow Twitterer 3?

Twitterer 2: No, I de-tweeted them due to overtweets and TMUI (too much useless information).

by pearlbrunch July 11, 2009

Verbal Tweet

A verbalized account of mundane, useless information which nobody cares to hear about. Very common in a cubicle environment where heckling chics laugh, carry on, and discuss everything from hair products, to the guys they were with this past weekend, to the loathing of the boss.

Very much like a Twitter update but much more painful and boring. You cannot choose to click them off. You are subjected to this nonsense all day, everyday... verbally. Verbal Tweet.

Why should I use twitter? I am subjected to verbal tweets all day long in this hell hole.

by jrost618 August 18, 2009

face tweeting

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.

Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."

by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010

pecker tweet

A tweet that includes images of a penis.

Anthony Weiner sure got in trouble over that pecker tweet.

by W. T. Effman December 8, 2011

Face-tweet

The posting of mundane information that is better suited to twitter

FB Post: I just had a ham sandwich for lunch
Comment: Dude, don't face-tweet me that boring shit!

by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

premature tweetjaculation

When you send off a tweet before reading it, and you regret it later.

Dude, I had a premature tweetjaculation last night when I was drunk off my ass.

by Poopsie88 December 15, 2011