Text end

When your significant other breaks up via text message.

suzie: are you still dating ray?
emily: no, he text ended it on friday.

by emily darwin August 1, 2010

text-mex

1. A text message or instant message involving at least one Mexican person, either a sender or recipient.

2. Text-based communique written, either partially or completely, in Spanish or Splanglish.

Yo, text-mex me the digits to that ruca we met at the Raiders game, ese.

by Encyclopedia Brown March 26, 2007

Text Tourettes

1. Similar to the nuerological condition but occuring while texting, consisting of curse words or cursing more than usual while texting.
1a. Text Tourettes can also be proven when your predictive text will recognize more curse words than ordinary words due to your overuse of curse words.

Vivi: Hey how was your day?

Jessica: Dude this was the sh*ttiest day in F*#cking history. It started with this F*#cking As*hole cutting me off on the F*#cking freeway and almost F*#cking pushing my as* off the freeway.

Vivi: I think you should get your text tourettes checked.

Jessica: I know.

by Betty BloodGin April 18, 2009

Textard

n. The combination of the words 'text' and 'retard'. Used to describe someone that will constantly use text-speak nearly to the point of you wanting to slap them several times for looking so unintelligent and all-around annoying. However, using frequent text language, with the acception of cell phones and actual text usage, does not make one a textard. To be a textard, they must use text-speak constantly for virtually every word in the sentence when it's unnecessary.

AIM discussion:

RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?

Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??

RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.

by TheWhatGirl September 11, 2009

Text Deficiency Syndrome

A disease in which someone takes an unusually long time to respond to a text. This is normally characterized with a response length of 10+ minutes

Sometimes abbreviated 'TDS', text deficiency syndrome can be tested for and diagnosed fairly easily with today's technology.

Guy #1: "Hey, I think Jennifer may like you, do you think you are going to pursue her?"

Guy #2: "I don't know man, I sent her a text over an hour ago and still haven't gotten a response yet. I'm pretty sure she has text deficiency syndrome."

Guy #1: " Yeah, I don't think I could ever date a girl with TDS".

by JcCongo March 9, 2010

text tease

A girl that gives you blue balls over text, and never actually does anything sexual with the boy. only teasing them and getting their hopes up.

text tease: I'm coming over now to fuck your brains out
boy: ok, when?
text tease: not right now, im busy. maybe later

by IJTB December 26, 2010

Registered Text Offender

Someone who is known for sending back to back texts without a response in between.

"My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."

"Hey"

"What's Up"
"What are you doing"

"You must be at work"

"hey"

by feyonce' August 6, 2014