textthumb
Evolution of the thumb, the digit will become longer due to texting skills. Future generations will have an advantage when texting.
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double text thumb arthritis
When one's thumbs shake, quiver, and hurt at rest due to over-texting. Usually a result of unlimited texting plans. It becomes easier to text than to actually speak to someone. Inflammation grows within the joints of the thumb and may cause swelling. May occur when dating someone extremely younger than oneself, or possibly a cougar/manther on the prowl in silent mode. Even a simple thumb's up can cause severe pain.
Manther: Ever since I've been dating this freshman babe, my thumbs hurt. Is it cause I've been jerkin off too much?
Manther Friend: When's the last time you actually talked to her?
Manther: Dude, now that you mention it, like a month ago...she only texts me all day long.
Manther Friend: You have double text thumb arthritis yo!
Manther Friend: When's the last time you actually talked to her?
Manther: Dude, now that you mention it, like a month ago...she only texts me all day long.
Manther Friend: You have double text thumb arthritis yo!
double text thumb arthritis by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009
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