squeef

the sound of a queef from a mouse.

what you get when you cross a squeek and a queef.

the mouse squeefed during intercourse.

the mouse squeefed loudly when i picked it up.

by al gore 92 June 1, 2009

Squeezer

Note to white people:
Hood Slang for Gun

Conversation

Person A: Yo you got the squeezer on you?

Person B: Nah bro i left that shit at home!

by godofwords April 24, 2014

main squeeze

your best friend or "bro". usually used between guys

person1: who's your best friend?
person2: Jon.... He's my MAIN SQUEEZE.

by d.so February 28, 2011

Main Squeeze

A woman whose tits you sometime squeeze.

Charlene's got some saggy tits, but she'll always been my main squeeze!

by MAIN SQUEEZE TITS! April 8, 2009

Seattle Squeegee

A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.

I'll give you a dollar if you let me seattle squeegee on your face.

by Katie Nyce October 26, 2006

Nigerian Brain Squeeze

it is an old turkish-iranian saying. It means:"to continuously bother and throttle their plans for rescuing the almighty Ahnold Frumpinahtor (metaphorically spoked of co69urse." <---hidden word... okay.

Max: "dude. my grandma fuckin Nigerian Brain Squeezed me man. dubble-yew tee eff."
snackums:"Dude dont worry just call this saying: ocropis was very him gemomthn today cd l,aeter was grandma indian niggers ni dig , it is wat it is"

Max: "giant silber gilet c accaboinet the night before last night s,eelj g basd gkkdagkkdagkddaa greain jukice in my buicket of OF it is what it seems to is."
snackums: "alright youre fuckin crazy."

by DontEatheBaby July 19, 2010

Squeef

A a combination of a squirt and a queef. Usually induced during intercourse, however, can occur as a result of excitement or surprise.

Jody was so shocked at the sight of Tony jumping out of that closet that she squeefed her pants.

or

Although both flattered and aroused, Tony couldn't help but later feel disgusted by the thought of Jody squeefing all over his face. He would be more cautious while going down on her in the future.

by CaptainHowdy25 January 21, 2010