Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022

Shready

The act of a snowboarder/skier being ready to shread.

skier: you ready?
snowboarder: I stay Shready so i dont gotta get Shready

by shready February 14, 2022

Spread fish

To prepare a woman for intercourse

God she is so hot, I just wanna spread fish.

by Bergie Nights March 4, 2022

Spreading my wings

“Spreading my wings” is nyc bird slang and means that the person who is saying the term, going to have sex that same day.

Veronica: “Ma Im spreading my wings today”
Alice: “that means she’s gonna have sex with someone today”

by Nycbirdslang April 14, 2022

Spreadstimate

To "estimate" some thing without any statistics or enough data to support by using Excel spreadsheet populated with some cooked up figures.

The carbon-tax firm spreadstimated how much CO2 was absorbed by the trees planted throughout USA by the XYZ multinational company.

by Wartus_Dickus September 6, 2022

Spread illegal

To man spread

Joseph can you stop doing a spread illegal your invading my personal space.😡😡

by FP.27 November 23, 2022

Spreadshite

A spreadsheet that is filled with shite. Most probably it has been provided to the data team as a 'database' and contains everything from multiple date formats, to bizarre unicode characters and is unfailingly riddled with tab spaces and newlines. Whats more, a true speadshite should be sent to as 'Twenty five minutes work for the data team'.

"Did we the data exports yet? They should have sent them as XML files for each table"
"Well, we got a spreadsheet, but I'm having some trouble loading it, I get almost twice as many records when I try to parse it"
"Ohhh great, so another spreadshite, thats the 3rd time this week. Did they at least format the text fields for us?"
"Nah, chemical formulas just pasted in as ordinary cells"
"Fucking spreadshite"

by will_shatner February 3, 2023