Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.
Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
Get the shock parolemug. "Naw man, that purp be stanky 'cause the chlorophyll froze. Stupid growers be Cold Shock(ing) their beauties."
by Desinis September 6, 2012
Get the Cold Shockmug. by ItBeWeird July 13, 2024
Get the Pokemon Shockmug. The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
Get the Selfie Shockmug. Sepsis caused by human wine decanting
by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021
Get the Cock Shockmug. When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.
Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.
Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.
Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.
by batteryaciddeerankles June 3, 2023
Get the Septic Shockmug. The state of becoming so used to the disgusting flavour and texture of spam, that anything else sends your body into a horrid spiral
by PunchyouAl January 15, 2018
Get the Spam Shockmug.