brandon robertson

a dipshit eating mother fucker

your such a brandon robertson.

by monkey!!! October 14, 2014

hannah roberts

She is the most beautiful girl on the earth but people don't notice her

Hannah Roberts is a Noticeable girl but then she is not

by Rim Hell March 1, 2017

Amari Robertson

A handsome walking turn-on of a guy. You will fall in love with him instantly but, not realize. He has a beautiful smile that will light up the world and will make your day. Every time you see him he gets hotter and hotter by the minute. You will continuously run back to him and never know why. He is an amazing poet and will have you falling head over heels; great with words. Very logical with everything and will always win arguments. VERY flirtatious. May seem like he's not good for you but, he matures every day and realizes his mistakes. You will want to marry this man one day!

" i fell in love with Amari Robertson"

by thegirlthatmessedupalot December 1, 2018

Robert-Pattinson

A gay, ugly, stupid actor!!

Did you see that guy? He looks soo gay!! He is so robert-pattinson like!! lol

by mimiblabla December 29, 2009

Robert

a fucking douche bag. he has incredible green eyes that you will drown in and seems like he cares but deep down is self centered and going no where in life. you will fall for them no matter your gender or sexual preference. he will change your life and in the long run you appreciate them, but you still wish you hadnt met him. beware of roberts.

girl 1: ohh look at that guy! hes so dreamy
girl 2: ehhh hes prolly named robert though
girl 1: oh ya your right.

by crackisyummy91 September 26, 2010

Robert

A weird little boy who is scared of his own shadow.
He is known to live in dumpsters and travels to and from his dumpster homes throughout canada. He is partly asian and partly nautcie.

Whoa!! look at that Creepy dude over there.
He must be a ROBERT.
eew

by Weirdo123 January 6, 2011

Robert

a worthless piece of shit , one who will always waste your fucking time & a total dick . cares about nobody but his nasty ahh self . cant pull any hoes , & the most ugly thing created by god . hes conceited af & thinks hes better then anyone . DONT EVER FUCKING TRUST HIM , he'll always fuck you over at one point. he does everything to make him look cool , when reallly he is the biggest LOSER . hes a wannna be player & thinks he can akways control & tell you what to do. dont ever waste your time with a robert , he'll only let you down & crush you into a million little pieces.

OMG , what an assshole; he must be a robert !

by Julia Fucking Rosario December 11, 2011