Piss in her ass 

An expression used to mean that you would perform sexual intercourse on a female for so long that all of the vagina juices in her vagina are completely gone and your penis is covered with friction burn. After all of this, she would still want you to continue, but since her vagina is so dry, you have to use the anus. By this time, your testicles are already completely emptied, and you are exhausted, so you would piss in her ass to make her think that you came.

Friend 1: Would you piss in her ass?

Friend 2: I would piss in her ass five times.

Piss in her ass by the lonley stoner February 4, 2017

piss midget

Eastern Canada and New England term for the biting insect also known as ceratopogonidae, biting midges, or no-see-ums. This nuisance pest takes a bite of flesh and pisses in the wound causing instant itch with burning.

This screened in porch would be lovely if not for the piss midgets, the screen doesn't even slow them down.

piss midget by LesG June 25, 2018

piss poor attitude 

A very unfavorable attitude that hinders production and cooperation. Something that should be avoided at all costs.

Stacy displays a piss poor attitude towards her work duties.

piss poor attitude by The King of Bookland December 5, 2005

Piss Worm 

A term defining a certain human who is interlectually slow and wriggles instead of uses his feet to walk

Me : Hey Piss Worm

Jye Taylor : Yooo WhUtZ Up BaBeH?

Piss Worm by brandonwaluew July 20, 2010

piss and shit tea party!

when a group of people just sit around somewhere to bitch, moan, and complain about how life sucks for them!

Who invited me to this piss and shit tea party!

piss and shit tea party! by joel stephenson September 22, 2007

Piss Monkey 

An accumulation of dried urine and pubic hairs, most often found growing in and around men's urinals.

"Hey woman, get out of here with them fucking scrubby bubbles. We're building us a piss monkey!"

Piss Monkey by NakedReporta January 12, 2009

piss off 

literally means "fuck off", but it sounds way cooler because not many people say it

Bill: hey Roger, what are you reading? a note?
Roger: piss off Bill!

piss off by blakkmetal November 28, 2007