French

Much more refined, much more sophisticated, and much more cultured compared to some Americans.

French people know how cook "real" food, unlike some Americans out there.

by Shirou November 29, 2012

French handshake

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left

The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States

by David Tsal November 20, 2004

excuse my french

What people sometimes say when they accidently swear.

"Oh fucking hell, excuse my french"

by psycho bitch February 25, 2004

French Postcards

Postcard sized photographs or printed images of nudes published in the latter 19th century. Many came from the French magazine La Beaute that published 75 monthly poses for artists. They were not literally postcards as they were illegal to mail

Gary:What are those billy?

Billy:What is what?

Gary:Those mini nude pics.

Billy:Those are French Postcards.

by The King_50 April 4, 2009

Frenchman's woodpile

A hefty bowel movement left simmering in an un-flushed toilet either by accident OR for the purpose of shocking subsequent users of the bowl

After a hot make-out session at the club, she took me back to her apartment for sex. Having to piss real bad, I went to use the john. Imagine my shock and horror when I opened the lid and was confronted with a Frenchman's woodpile.

by mistereddie December 10, 2009

french sticks

When whiping your ass with toilet paper, it's the bits of toilet paper which get rolled up like a rolling pin and fall onto the floor.

Like a french bread stick..

Jason to housemate: "Mate, you left french sticks all over the toilet floor again, you fuck"

by teh_internet June 21, 2012

French Slurp

A pint of Coors light topped with champagne. A popular cocktail commonly ordered on new years.

Two more French slurps before midnight strikes! A French slurp always tastes better on a French kiss.

by GeniusSex December 31, 2019