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The act of pulling a hair out of your ass crack.
It's a relief.

So it's also a term of endearment, but can also be used as a weapon of confusion for your enemies.

A softer version of binch or bointch.
Tyler: yo I just pulled a big feench in the shower.

Midge: bro that's disgusting, but I love ya

Kate: hello dear friend

Midge: yo what's up feench

Kate: what's a feench

Midge: it's a term of endearment, feench. ❤
Kate: okay feench.
Feench by Midge de la motte March 4, 2018
When you swim In the pool like a little Feench.
It's extremely ambiguous, you can use Feench in really any context. It smells like Feench, give me the Feench, youre a Feench.
"what are you doin? Swimming in the pool like a little Feench"
Feench by bellaramatwist November 8, 2025

French Thunder Pussy

French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.
Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!

French Horning 

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.
Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.
French Horning by Vinay P. October 15, 2016

French reach around 

When the French go around a front in a war against South Africa to land on the western coast.
ISP: There we go, look at that, the ol' sneaky French reach around!

French Class 

Sitting there for 30 min while the teacher speaks in a language that you don't understand, until she finally hands out a worksheet that is ridiculously hard because of its lack of clear direction. Its almost asking for the students to use google translate, but the teacher wants you to use "word reference", even though every time I open it it tells me I've won a thousand dollar gift card for fucking Walmart(which is a fucking scam). The only reason anyone really takes french is so they can get that language credit for college. Most of the time I don't know when the tests are or what they are on. That class feels like an eternity, I'd rather just lie in the ground and dry out in the hot sun like a beached whale.
FML bro i have French Class next hour. Frick,

*looks up how to fake a siezure