Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

by SexyLamp November 19, 2022

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God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers

Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not

by Hezik November 19, 2022

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Ralphie barker

Born possibly in 1928. Was the main character in a Christmas story and my summer story

Rip Ralphie barker

by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023

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Eliki Barner

The sweetest man to ever exist. Always down for cuddles and loves to love! Anytime you see an Eliki make sure to stop and stare in awe… they are rare.

Hot damn! That’s definitely an Eliki Barner!

by kennymilk January 31, 2023

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Tony Barber

An affectionate reference by Australians to a $100 note, named after 1980s quiz show host Tony Barber, who used to randomly provide cash prizes to contestants (eg. a $100 note from out of his pocket) on TV show “Sale Of The Century”.

I’ll need to grab some Tony Barbers from the ATM.

by Jizzlobberz February 24, 2023

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