Utica College

A college that wishes it was a university. It's stuck in the middle of upstate new york. not only does it drain students of their money, but it also does not provide sufficient amount of financial aid. They treat their students like crap. With how cocky the football team is you think they would be able to have a winning season. Utica College really puts the UC in suck.

boy1 I'm going to Utica College in the fall.
boy2 Wow, good luck. It's bad news there.

by pinkcrazypants October 30, 2009

manchester utd

A load of shit which everyone hates if they have any sense.

Hey look at that piece of shit; oh no it's not it's just manchester utd.

by Dave [Jake realy] December 14, 2008

Utah

Mormon Land. Morminishis, Utah is, some would say.

"You can't throw a rock without hitting a missionary while you're in Utah." said the Old Lady who lived in a shoe.

by mizcoolio June 17, 2008

Utube

short for the well known website "Youtube"

guy1: check out my new video, beat lvl 5 in 1:23!

guy2:k w/e ill utube it later

by demon Klawz February 13, 2009

University of Utah

A taxpayer-supported university located in Salt Lake City for people who

A. don't have the grades or the test scores to get into BYU
B. want to major in smoking pot, getting laid, drinking beer, jerking off, or journalism
C. want to study Marxism
D. are non-Mormon or Jack Mormon

Orrin was rejected by BYU so he decided to enroll at the University of Utah where he majored in jerking off and minored in journalism.

by Jose Pendejo September 19, 2003

utd

Up to date; to keep someone up to date on a subject

Please keep me utd about when to meet befor the concert.

by Deshman May 28, 2006

UtdTrey

UtdTrey is a legendary account on Football Twitter known for his outlandishly terrible opinions on football/soccer. Supposedly 36 years old, he spends his day tweeting nonstop deluded opinions. He has nonstop agendas against any non Manchester United player, especially against Eden Hazard. He also promotes nonstop propaganda of Bruno Fernandes, the most overrated player the Premier League has ever seen. He is a simp for Arsenal girls and incredibly shameless in general. Despite all this, he is very funny and it is definitely pleasing to ratio him.

Person 1: "Bro why did you do a UtdTrey and tweet that that Bruno Fernandes is the best CAM to ever play in the Premier League? You are absolutely delusional!"

Person 2: "It's bait, just like what Trey does"

by McSaucee September 27, 2020