Text Girlfriend

A girl who's been dumped via text.

Jim: Are you still dating Melissa?
Steve: No, I made her my text girlfriend.

by rocketman33 October 12, 2009

text lisp

When a person is texting or e-mailing you and they seem to misspell every other word that they have typed

I was trying to text my cousin today but i could understand her text lisp so i just gave up

by BlakeAteYourCat April 22, 2011

text babbling

When someone texts you throughout the day but does not seem to want a reply . They seem to be using texting you as a notepad for themselves or to have a reflective conversation with themselves .

Hold on I just got a text from Rob. Nevermind , he's not waiting on a reply from me he's text babbling again and using me as a personal notepad.

by Dr Doolittle November 13, 2017

Text Seizure

When someone online mashes their keyboard with random letters to show the emotion of disgust or shock at something

*furry porn*

"DJLDKSJKAJSDLKSAJKDKJ"

"Oh no not another text seizure"

by Loli SWAT September 22, 2018

Text chop

To take a section of text and edit it as a method of insulting someone.

Wow Rich just done Kev with that text chop of Bush's speach about the Navy.

by Tain London July 21, 2007

text tone

text tone: to have a loud tones in ones text.

jonathon: so what homework we working on tommorow?
harmony: how do i know what homework there gonna give us tommorow?
jonathon: watch your text tone!

by Fergie The God! March 27, 2009

text it

when you hear someone say something really good/funny and you pass it on by text to all you know

lame variation of "that's what she said"

dude1: how hard did chris brown hit rihanna to make her sing out "oh na na, what's my name?"
dude2: hahaha, text it! *proceeds to text it to every one of his contacts on his phone*

dude3: i rode the moby dick 3 times
dude4: feeling lustful, huh? text it! *proceed to text dude3's line to everyone he knows*

by ma.st January 17, 2011