tit-for-tat

The practice of a female’s either showing a man “The Merchandise” or letting him feel her up in exchange for his assistance. Often mentioned in the case of a normally-modest/celibate female who does not want to expose herself but feels that she may have no choice at the time because she really needs the male’s immediate help but possesses no money or other "acceptable" way to presume to expect said male to exert himself on her behalf.

Roomie #1: Yo! It's eleven p.m., Girl! Where ya been?
Roomie # 2: Oh, had a flat tire, hunny, 'way out in the boonies! Lucky for me that country boy stopped by on his ATV and changed it for me!
Roomie #1: He did it for FREE?!?? You told me you were outta foldin' money.
Roomie # 2: Yeah, I know --- hadda give him a little tit-for-tat first.

by QuacksO November 26, 2011

Tit Rot

Cancer of the Breasticles

Dave: Did you hear about Anna's mum?
Peve: No, what's up with her?
Dave: She's got Tit Rot - one of her tits is gonna have to be lobbed off...
Peve: Good, i fucking hate that Anna she is a right old cunt

by JohnOkey July 10, 2006

Tit monkeys

Women who flash breast and cleavage in the media for purposes of commercial allure or professional or political advantage

Those chicks on that late show last night were total tit monkeys.

by Scatman Jack October 22, 2008

Tit Ball

some one who is acting really stupid and immature.

Tyler I told you to stop acting like such a damn tit ball!

by Stephy-Poo June 26, 2008

Tit Muffin

A term of endearment

You are my tit muffin

by wjp22892 May 2, 2008

Tit shooter

a woman who has given birty and so is making breast milk and squeeses milk out of her tit as entertainment often done in a tity bar ect.

Kathy is a tit shooter.

by Deep blue 2012 October 26, 2009

Tit Milk Supreme

1. A common greeting used between teenagers in Wisconsin

2. A phrase used out of rage

1. Reese: Yo, Tit milk supreme.
Joe: Whats up.

2. Kid dies in MW3
Kid: TIT MILK SUPREME!!!

by HornyGoat August 12, 2012