cole teage

a person who has to go into a firepit

may you put cole teage in the fire

by solo yolo December 2, 2016

cock taser

Cock taser: Any person or object that abruptly ends a man's erection, as a taser would if it were applied during a moment of sexual excitement.

A lady turned me on on my way to work, but then I bumped into a co-worker, a real gargoyle and cock taser, so I lost all interest in sex, perhaps permanently.

by Mild7 October 14, 2019

National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression

Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market

by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019

teas

A word used to describe an object or event that reminds them of another object or event.

“Girls is my sons, I'm givin' them milf teas”

-Nicki Minaj

by jakeuten September 22, 2018

eve-teasing

In India, the term used to denote a ubiquitous culture of harassment, intimidation, obscenity and sexual assault meant to prevent women from appearing on the street and using public transport.

On the bus to work, a young man took out his penis and started masturbating with one hand while grabbing my breasts with the other. The police did nothing, saying the man was merely "eve-teasing." Then, they put their hands inside their trousers and asked me to tell about the incident again.

by zoic December 31, 2012

Teaneck

does not mean a dick stupid fucker. Teaneck is a town 15 mins from the NYC. It is the 2nd exit off of rt 80 and basically where the NJ Turnpike begins. Teaneck is split into many sections, where even the HS has the "spanish" doors, the "black doors", etc. And no matter what, there is no such thing as raciscm against white ppl. Its ALWAYS against black ppl...even tho 72% of the HS is black...make sense??..Yeah reverse discrimination is a big thing. Always the 1st town to voluntarily intergrate during the segragation period. Boring, yet a very nice town to enjoy menorah and dreidel shopping, and enjoy very fine kosher meals. Also, don't expect anything to be open on SATURDAY OR Sunday because the Jewish laws(lol) close everything on Saturday and the Blue Law closes everything on Sunday...But all in all...ppl still stick around cuz no1 every leaves...

Yo, lets go to the 'neck(teaneck) and enjoy some fine latkas and kosher soda!! werdddd...

by werrddd December 28, 2005

teaspoon

verb, a modification of the spoon position. one lies on their side in the original spoon position and the other lies on their back knees bent up and over the others legs. perfected only with sundaying

in going to teaspoon the shit out of you next time i see you.

by azturner June 14, 2006