Spart

'when a spam email is so funny that it borders on an art form...'

"don't let people call you a prick..." (spam I received tonight)where Spam meets art/comic genius... Spart

by Chrisy09 January 15, 2009

Sparty

If someone is 'sparty', they see themselves as enigmatic and reserved, but more often than not they are talking utter bullshit. This means that they are nearly constantly ridiculed for foolish 'nuggets of wisdom'.

If you jump off a cliff, does that mean that you fall to your death, or jump to your death?
->
Don't be such a sparty fool.

The hairiest side of a horse is the inside.
->
SILENCE! Stoopid sparty.

by lifeinsepia May 3, 2007

spartan shower

Sex involving vomit

"Dude that chick went so low and then she gave me a spartan shower!" "What a champ."

by 2Meg247 December 22, 2008

spartan hero

Fuck a lady who is on her period, pull out your bloody dick and slap it into her face. The blood in her face will make her look like a spartan, returning from a hell of a battle. Pulling a move like this will make you a real hero.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.

Markus wife refused to make him some goddamn sammiches. so he showed her what a spartan hero does for living.

by CerealKiller69 October 29, 2010

Cadarac Splat

Adverb- when recieving oral sex, pull out when u about to release and shoot ur monkey juice in her eye causing a cadarac like after effect

Jim- Hey guess what
Tom- what
Jim- You know that fine bitch we met at the bar last night, I took her home and Cadarac Splat 'd her

by NightMare_Element October 26, 2007

splartz

A minor annoyance, something not quite right, that most people would just live with. An inconvenience small enough to discourage serious investment from organizations be solved, but something that still could be improved.

The railing not having smooth edges is such a splartz.

by Mr_IO October 5, 2022

splarf

queef pussy fart
A sound similar to a fart that comes from air trapped in the pussy that may occur while fucking.

Honey, do you need to go to the bath room or was that only a splarf ?

by Swingin' Dick January 28, 2004