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Shlankling

Is a citizen of the ancient Shlank society created 200 billion years ago. Shlankling are powerful compared to humans being able to withstand 10 times there bodies strength; Compared to the Shlank lords they are puny. A normal Shlanklings lifespan is 120 years and are 50% smarter than the smartest humans. Scientists predict if one Shlankling were to be on planet earth they could destroy an entire state country but probably couldn't withstand a barrel of dynamite.
"My dad is so strong he's a Shlankling"

"Shlanklings are one of the strongest organisms"
by Bebeshi July 17, 2023
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skanking

are you skanking
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Slarking

The opposite of Gaslighting. Derived from Soliddarking.
"I don't gaslight, I only Slark."

"She's known for Slarking, her ex gaslit her a lot so she's doing the opposite."
by ActiveUser1963 January 20, 2024
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slanging hog

Twirling your penis around in the air.

It can also mean whipping out your penis from your pants.
Peter was slanging hog during class today
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Shlarking

The act of slapping a weiner on someones face in hopes that they do something with it.
"I was shlarking her last night. She knew exactly what to do"
by Percyboi March 30, 2024
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Slanting

To piss someone off to a high degree. Similar to tilting but usually used in the context of someone doing it somebody else.
Aaron: This guy is slanting me!
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Slacking Bitches

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.
"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi
by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024
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