Slacking Bitches

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.

"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi

Slacking Bitches by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024

strip sacking bitches 

or S-S-B
1. verb clause, commonly used in American football sports context: the process by which a defensive player tackles the quarterback behind the line of scrimmage and forcibly removes the ball from the QB grasp and makes a mockery of his opponent's manhood.
‎2. notwithstanding literal meanings refering to the assault and/or capture by way of a sackcloth women or female dogs.

See also 'violent crime'

James Harrison has been strip sacking bitches on a consitent basis in the NFL for several seasons.

Coach said, "I want to see you strip sacking bitches out on that field this Saturday, Johnson! WWJPD. What would Julius Peppers do?!"

strip sacking bitches by footballfan22 November 11, 2011