New York Slapper

This is when a man comes home after a really hard days work and is sweating profusely and decides to slap his woman in the face with his sweaty balls...getting sweat all over her face.

Jim: "Ah man. I've never worked so hard in my life...I can't wait to go home and take a shower!"
Tom: "Hey, before you take a shower, make sure you give your wife a 'New York Slapper'. Ya know, get a lil nut butter on her face!"
Jim: "Heh, heh....see ya tomorrow, Tom."

by KayDeeaRe August 13, 2009

slappet

An object or material used in everyday life

Chuck us that big slappet of chicken.

Now thats a nice slappet.

by peekaboo_jones September 26, 2005

Slappy Meat Smear

The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.

Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.

by Chad Tranchida January 17, 2009

Slapathon

The act of bitch slapping the shit out of people simply because you've had enough of their shit

Some kids annoyed the fuck out of Max, so he started a Slapathon.

by Dragonman17 June 28, 2010

Slapjack

When you masturbate while your girlfriend is asleep and right before your gettting ready to cum slap your girlfriend in the face to wake her up then cum on her face.

My girlfriend was asleep on the couch when I got home from work so I gave her a slapjack.

by DErekd June 16, 2018

willy slapper

A person who enjoys slapping his penis

Abe's cock is sore because he is a willy slapper.

by Love Monkey January 18, 2006

Key Slapping

A person who slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his idiotic answer.

by The Big 'O' August 3, 2007