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Simone Twagg

Simone twagg is the number one football manager in all the universe, he is lumpy , he is grumpy, and he and Vanessa do the humpy. He is diabetic and a really fit football guy, an all round player. He is extraordinary, someone you would love to have in your life.
“See that lumpy man over there, he’s a real Simone Twagg
by Massive bum boy March 16, 2021
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skibity simone

this girl is trouble!! she likes to role play lacrosse in bed and whenever she screamed “got ball” she proceeds to eat her man’s balls, leaving him dead on the floor….
“WOAH ARE U ABOUT TO PULL A SKIBITY SIMONE??? MY BALLS BE BURNINGGG”
by POOOSEYYYYYYYYYY2773737 March 21, 2024
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Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.
Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!
by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018
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Simon

Simon is a shy and fearful person. He afraid to express his true self to anyone except for very close friends. However he is has a funny and cute personality. Once he fall in love with a girl called Jenny due to her angel-like appearance. However he does not have the guts to follow her instagram. He asked his friend to follow her so that he can follow Jenny for mutual relationship. Jenny plays violin. Simon would always dreaming him playing the piano with Jenny playing the violin together. One day they really did it.
Simon you missed a note there! - Jenny
by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022
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simon

bro, zumito de leche (simon)
by nomonomo August 7, 2022
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Simon

The real and true name of the Bos Taurus species, often wrongfully called "Cows"
by JasminePersia December 12, 2022
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Simon

A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household
Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!
by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023
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