by Elder gryphon July 10, 2020
Get the Brain shit mug.a shit that you take and it builds up in one place in the toilet bowl so that it rises above the surface in a mountain like shape
Chris: OMG Ryan that is disgusting!
Ryan: What? are you talking about that is a porter potty shit if I've ever seen one
Ryan: What? are you talking about that is a porter potty shit if I've ever seen one
by BBBalla10 January 3, 2009
Get the porter potty shit mug.A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative
A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me
Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
B: Don't Shit With Me
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Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009
Get the Don't Shit With Me mug.A person (man or woman) who pretends to care only when it benefits his or her agenda. A phrase to describe an insincere, sociopathic person who furthers their cause using fake or false concern.
"You can't slack off all day at work and then get all Charlie give a shit when the boss comes around"
That dude could care less about this company until our investor comes around and then he's fucking Charlie Give A Shit
That dude could care less about this company until our investor comes around and then he's fucking Charlie Give A Shit
by Charlie gives 2 shits January 21, 2010
Get the Charlie Give a Shit mug.by iamamanufan January 12, 2011
Get the Not worth jack shit mug.1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.
2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.
3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.
3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"
Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.
Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.
Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
by Beeboobop October 22, 2012
Get the Poof of shit mug.Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?
Worker 1: I'll do it.
Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.
Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.
Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
Worker 1: I'll do it.
Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.
Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.
Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
by XP-Guidogangsta January 23, 2014
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