Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day
by The boonigan man September 17, 2017
by K. Itty May 11, 2005
The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)
Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
by Mydaho January 11, 2015
Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.
by southernfried July 15, 2010
hwen one is playing video games with their friend on-line, and then said friend's sibling (usually brother) walks in and says something random, and they all heard it (the person hears it over voice chat), yet didn't quite understand it. the brother usually can't quite remember hwat they said, even if one asks within a minute or two.
person: *playing*
friend: *also playing*
brother: *walks in* efyetnsirkepedn...
person: hwat was that?
friend: i don't know, my brother
brother: me neither lol
person: this is a seat bone, meat bone, shialitis!
friend: *also playing*
brother: *walks in* efyetnsirkepedn...
person: hwat was that?
friend: i don't know, my brother
brother: me neither lol
person: this is a seat bone, meat bone, shialitis!
by jan Kanon July 16, 2023
Big Dave gave Tommy a beat down from the seat down and then sold Tommy to Bubba for a honey bun a week later
by Msmith17192 January 23, 2019
Luke went to get a soda so he called "Wet seal steal seat sealed". It ensured Taylor wouldn't steal his spot. Taylor you cock.
by Mexi mable April 06, 2015