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Potato-N-Gravy 

A less obvious and crude way of describing cum and shit, which may be in the same place at the same time during gay sex.
"John fucked Edward's ass and as they climaxed and cummed, there was Potato-N-Gravy all over the place. On John's cock and a glacier of it in Edward's ass crack."
Potato-N-Gravy by Boo Boy May 28, 2008
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potato anus 

when your anus is so stretched from extreme awesome butt sex it can perfectly fit a potato or other object that size.
Oh my god Ally has a potato anus! It's so gross!
potato anus by MrWolf5000 September 3, 2012

potato goggles 

You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.
Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."

Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"
potato goggles by haveagooddavey January 7, 2017
The foolish believers of fake news commonly found on the internet, specifically social media. These potato’s or Taters can be found liking, sharing, and commenting on the most obvious of made up posts.

Originated on America’s Last Line of Defense social media group.
<someone posts verifiably fake made up content>

1: thank you for getting truth out there and fighting those neocommies

2: I love the smell of potato in the morning
Potato by Whynotyo? February 26, 2019

Sweetening the potato 

When you snort cocaine off of big titties
Sweetening the potato

Bro 1:Yo I walked in and Joey was sweetening some chicks potato!
Bro 2:THAT PIMP!!

idaho giant potato

The act of shoving a potato up a womans anus. And taking it out jerking off untill ejaculation, put your cum on the potato, and force feed it to her.
I totally gave Whitney the Idaho Giant Potato
White people living or travelling in South East Asia.

White ex-pats are often seen as fat, white and inert. Common variants are "fat potato", "stupid potato", "dirty potato" and so on.

Potato was first coined in 2008 by ex-pats living in Vietnam. It was first reference in the Vietnam Times in January 2009, and spread quite quickly throughout Vietnam and is currently becoming pervasive in major ex-pat hubs including Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur and Ho Chi Minh City. Term has also surfaced in the SE Asian community in Australia.

In Sydney the increased Anglo-Saxon interest in Asian cultures has led to this word being used in a derogatory manner to describe Anglo-Saxon patrons to SE Asian establishments.

Potatospeak is a humorous term used to refer to metaphors which use this slang, including:

Potato Salad - a large gathering of potatoes, usually around hotel swimming pools.

Mashed Potato - amotorbike accident involving at least one potato. Often includes a muffler burn.

Baked Potato - sunburn

Potato Wedge - a poorly executed motorbike manouever

Potato Famine - a potato orders a meal at a local restaurant. On arrival he realises it is completely inedible.

Atkins Diet - a period of time when the potato decides he or she doesn’t want any more potato in his life.

Bubble and Squeak - older potato who has hooked up with a younger, beautiful local girl

Fauxtato - a local person who is sitting in a Hard Rock Cafe.
"We went to this really nice Italian Restaurant in the old quarter of Hanoi, and it was full of potatoes."

"You should have seen the potato salad around the pool at the Sofitel last weekend."
Potato by Oseric May 17, 2009