Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets

Steve is a fat nonce

by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022

nonce

darcey is a synonym for nonce

omg ur such a darcey
did u just call me a nonce

by robloxgamer346899976 February 5, 2022

Nonce

Someone who picks PSG in FIFA.

Did you see that match? Some great goals.
"Who cares, the guy's a PSG nonce".

by Muckish February 6, 2022

nonce

nonce is what you call you dad

my nonce was being really annoying today

by lolum February 12, 2022

Nonce

People who loves touching little kids

Oi Jack price your a nonce you are haha

by James Adams October 8, 2021

nonce

Used as slang for 'paedophile' in the UK.

That old man Nebbercracker across the road is a right nonce.

by pineapple pizza hater October 9, 2021

nonce

Someone who has committed sexual offences

Prince Andrew is a nonce

by snoofkins October 12, 2021