major_matt

The pink skirt wearing monster! Feared by many, but loved by many!

He is the fine line between sexy and absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

by Al Gore August 18, 2003

majorpain

Noun.
(1) a wordlamer/word beyond all comprehension. A rampant, stupid, ugly, genital-free zone.
(2) a slimy postule or wart on the penis of a walrus.

(1) Julian Clarey is almost as gay as majorpain!
(2) I've got a huge majorpain on my penis and no matter how much I scratch it, burn it, shout at it or cut it, it just wont let go.

by anonymous September 28, 2003

major punch-up

A large punch-up where any number of people may join a free-for-all fight. Teams can be in dozens or hundreds. The main difference, asides from size, to normal punch-ups is that there will be anything from 10-50% of participants who are not on a team, and are not fighting to defend their honour or status, but simply because they want to.

Celtic Vs Rangers > major punch-up shall ensue.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Majorlemma

its more than a dilemma. its a majorlemma

i hav a majorlemma......wat do i watch 2nyt?
vampire diaries or flash forward?

by fuzzy lil man peach September 28, 2009

Drum Major

If the director is the god of the band, then the drum major is his jesus. Always a senior who was usually mistreated as a freshman and takes it out on the freshies in the band, but is generally a cool cat to everyone else.

Despite the name, most drum majors actually play trumpet, because playing lead trumpet requires the most musical ability and leadership skills (I was the first low brass player at my school to be drum major ever)

When I was drum major, I told all the freshmen that BFMT ('bout face mark time) in the field show diagrams stood for backflip mark time, because when I was in 9th grade I was told that by seniors.

by mat_el_sexy_band_geek March 27, 2008

English Major

Someone who should change majors.

Lololol you're an English Major.

by radium April 5, 2009

Magorney

The shortened version of Meth Magorney. This is an individual that is in the highest stage of crystal methamphetamine addiction. This is classified by the person being a wild and erratic sloppy walker, the appearance of their face having been caught fire and extinguished by a pick ax, fried hair, black shards for teeth, and the propensity to crawl around on the floor looking for rocks they may have dropped for hours at a time. They are most commonly incapable of sentences spanning more than two or three words.

yeah, he's been doing the sloppy walk ever since he became a magorney.

by northvernonguy24 April 4, 2011